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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

No way

Loons and Moons

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

What do you CPAP users do to keep your mouth closed during sleep using a nasal pillow?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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