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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:18

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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No way
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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